4/08/2006

Dear World

Dear World,
When I grow up, I am going to invent a machine. It is going to be a fancy translating machine, but I haven't thought of a name for it yet.
Basically, what it's going to do is translate what things that the opposite sex say mean (if you're gay, the same sex. duh.).
For example, you plug in what someone says and it translates it into something in plain English, while factoring in emotions and brainwaves. That way, people could understand each other, and there wouldn't be so many broken hearts and screwed up situations.
Frick, I'm gonna be rich....

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